Christian Vision Land

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THESE PEOPLE....

Pros:
They love their god but it is actually the flying spaghetti monster. They run out with their sacred AK-47 and follow their leader, Gaylord McLovin.

Cons:
They ate my wife and stole my children. They also have black slaves that are whipped to love the Great Spaghetti Monster.
Their army will kill you if you trespass.
It is hard to believe this kind of cult would do this, but they eat baby polar bears for breakfast and they club puppies and throw babies off buildings.
It is the worst place on earth besides Iran.
Thanks and have a horrible day.

ALL MIGHTY SPAGHETTI MONSTER AND MCLOVIN FTW!!!!













jklol haha but seriously christian vision land ftw.
trolololol