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From rug-rats to old farts, from high-class to no-class, from the top of the food chain to the bottom of the barrel, it's fun for all and all in fun for those who dare to enter! Sit back and watch, or join in the fun. Dick's has always been known for its outrageous, surly, and energetic waitstaff who inflict humor upon our guests. Our atmosphere makes everyone feel like they're temporarily breaking all the rules... and getting away with it. Our servers always provide live entertainment, but if yer unlucky enough, you may even catch a questionable band playing classic rock, and there's never a cover charge... You may end up wearing a 2ft tall paper hat complete with a humorous slogan, or doused in a sea of napkins. There's never a dull moment in this 3-ring circus which is exactly how we earned our infamous reputation! Birthdays, bachelorettes, retirements, graduations, teams, school groups, divorces, funerals, corporate, holiday parties, etc... YOU NAME IT, WE CELEBRATE IT!!From rug-rats to old farts, from high-class to no-class, from the top of the food chain to the bottom of the barrel, it's fun for all and all in fun for those who dare to enter! Sit back and watch, or join in the fun. Dick's has always been known for its outrageous, surly, and energetic waitstaff who inflict humor upon our guests. Our atmosphere makes everyone feel like they're temporarily breaking all the rules... and getting away with it. Our servers always provide live entertainment, but if yer unlucky enough, you may even catch a questionable band playing classic rock, and there's never a cover charge... You may end up wearing a 2ft tall paper hat complete with a humorous slogan, or doused in a sea of napkins. There's never a dull moment in this 3-ring circus which is exactly how we earned our infamous reputation! Birthdays, bachelorettes, retirements, graduations, teams, school groups, divorces, funerals, corporate, holiday parties, etc... YOU NAME IT, WE CELEBRATE IT!!
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Thakshak S.

09/21/2023

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Ambiance and the service was very good. Must visit for a weekend it will be super fun!!

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Michael P.

05/07/2021

Provided by YPmobile

Really good food fun and the staff is hilarious!

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Robert A.

03/27/2016

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Slow service. The food was overpriced for the size of the portions. Three fish strips and a handful of French fries for $15.99 is ridiculous.

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Martha P.

07/09/2015

Provided by YPmobile

Mary is amazing! Was great with the teenagers! !

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Jeremiah B.

06/25/2015

Provided by YPmobile

Best waitress ever Jackie

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dbojack

03/21/2013

Provided by YPmobile
Racist rednecks

I took my family to dicks for a good time. We were well aware of their crude humor. It was all fun and games until the racist remarks came out. Not only were they out right uncalled for but also very degrading. I made a comment to our waitress to tone it down especially since my kids were with me. She responded with you'll speak when spoken too and made a hat for my child that said "YOLO-You only lynch once". I proceeded to find the manager. After approaching him he said if I didn't like his service we could leave so that is what we did. Joking around with sarcasm is one thing, making racist comments is another. It's sad to see one resteraunt give a bad name to San Antonio's family atmosphere.

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xxkimhcxx

12/22/2009

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Good Food

The food was good...Prices are a little high.

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an0nym0us4

04/14/2009

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rude

"A place your parents warned you not to go."

Expect High insults, and racial slangs to be thrown at you. Thats Far beyond 'having a sense of humour to come here' as the manager states on other sites.

I came here after looking on yelp at all the good reviews I decided to go. My first trip was fun, and my waitress was very funny cracking jokes.

My guest were told to 'go back to africa' and 'dont throw **** at the me." Now thats not very funny. When confronted to the 'manager' on the incident, he stated 'well you need a sense of humour to dine here." I dont think that was funny.

Food was undercooked and drinks were watery. Needless to say, I did what another yelper did and skipped out on the check. *glee*

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Hours
Regular Hours
Mon - Sun:
Payment method
diners club, debit, discover, master card, visa, amex, all major credit cards
Price Range
$$
Neighborhoods
East Side, Downtown San Antonio
AKA

Dick's Last Resort - San Antonio

Other Links

http://www.dickslastresort.com/citypage.cfm?store=SanAntonio

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http://dickslastresort.com/locations/san-antonio

Categories
American Restaurants, Bars, Night Clubs, Restaurants, Taverns
Other Information

Parking: Garage, Street

Wi-Fi: No

Bike Parking: Yes

Attire: Casual

Wheelchair Accessible: Yes

Takes Reservations: Yes

Outdoor Seating: Yes

Price Range : Average

Pets Allowed: Yes

Good For Groups: Yes

Good for Kids: Yes

Good For Family: Yes

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